relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut


4gifs:

Hockey player makes kid’s day. [video]







usb-dongle:

one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish

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